It wasn’t me…

One girl was terrorized by her parents because of smoking. They have not given her any pocket money and broken the scandals. Once in the summer they have gone to the villa for two weeks and left their daughter alone at home.
Before arrival she had ventilated the whole flat, splashed everything by perfumes and freshener…

And later, furious mom comes out her room, yelling:
- You have no shame at all! You dare to smoke in bed now! See – the bed-sheet is burnt through in two places!

A poor, totally terrorized victim mumbled:
- It wasn’t me…