Harassment in our way...

- Good day. Do You know?
- What?
- You have an attractive smile.
- And what?
- No, nothing, just: You have an attractive smile, that is all!
- Don’t make my head spin! What did you want?
- I wanted nothing! You have an attractive smile, and I wanted to tell You about it.
- And what now? Do you want to spend the night with me?
- God forbid! I mean, I didn’t want to say it.
- And what did you want to say?
- I wanted to say… Ugh you, shit!
- Who - me?!
- Oh, not You! In general, Your smile seemed to me attractive, and I decided…
- Oh, you decided! And what I decided is not important anymore?
- Hey listen…
- I don’t want listen anything. I go, nobody disturbing, and suddenly some freak comes to me and starts sexual harassment!
- I didn’t harass anybody!
- Ah, he even didn’t harass! They are not real men nowadays, but are snots in trousers.
- Listen, you!…
- Oho! What starts!
- Nothing starts! Everything is finished!
- What - finished?
- Go to hell! Silly woman!!!
- Me!? Wait, but what did You, essentially, want?
- To touch your ass!
- Mine?!
- No, mine!
- Well, ok: so why do You start roughly speaking from the beginning?
- Is it possible with you in other way?!! With such an idiot!
- Wait, wait: do You want to take a closer look at me?!
- I wanted, bitch?!
- And now - what?
- Now – I don’t want!
- And why – don’t want?
- Because you are - dull!
- And is it all?!! Really, don’t we meet each other because of these mere trifles?
- No!
- Can we?…
- Well, I don’t know.
- Let try, nevertheless!
- Well, okay. So what I have to say?
- Something pleasant.
- Okay, I will try: Do you know, that You have an attractive smile!
- And what?…